As seen on TV!
May contain nuts!
Limited edition!
Made by Notch!
More than 500 sold!
One of a kind!
Heaps of hits on YouTube!
It's a game!
Made in Sweden!
Keyboard compatible!
The bee's knees!
Not on steam!
Pixels!
Enhanced!
99.99% bug free!
Pretty!
12 herbs and spices!
Fat free!
Absolutely no memes!
Free dental!
Ask your doctor!
Minors welcome!
Cloud computing!
Legal in Finland!
Technically good!
Bringing home the bacon!
Indie!
Now in 3D!
OpenGL 1.2!
Thousands of colors!
Try it!
Hot tamale, hot hot tamale!
Play him off, keyboard cat!
Loved by millions!
Ultimate edition!
Water proof!
Uninflammable!
Tell your friends!
Notch <3 ez!
Music by C418!
All is full of love!
Full of stars!
Scientific!
Cooler than Spock!
Take frequent breaks!
Buckets of lava!
Ride the pig!
Larger than Earth!
0% sugar!
Seecret Friday update!
Peter Griffin!
4815162342 lines of code!
The Work of Notch!
Jason! Jason! Jason!
Hotter than the sun!
Internet enabled!
Regional resources!
Woo, minecraftforum!
Woo, worldofminecraft!
Woo, reddit!
Tip your waiter!
Very fun!
12345 is a bad password!
Don't look directly at the bugs!
Finally with ladders!
Play Minecraft, Watch Topgear, Get Pig!
Twittered about!
Welcome to your Doom!
Information wants to be free!
"Almost never" is an interesting concept!
Let our battle's begin!
The sky is the limit!
Jeb has amazing hair!
Casual gaming!
This message will never appear on the splash screen, isn't that weird?
Check out the far lands!
Also try Super Meat Boy!
Also try Terraria!
Also try Limbo!
Bread is pain!
More addictive than lemonade!
This is my true form!
Made by Jeb!
Has an ending!
Finally complete!
Feature packed!
Boots with the fur!
Stop, hammertime!
Place ALL the blocks!
Does barrel rolls!
PC gaming since 1873!
Child's play!
Technologic!
Funk soul brother!
Who put it there?
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SOPA means LOSER in Swedish!
Plz reply to my tweet!
Put that cookie down!
Now with extra hugs!